Muppet News Flash

I know I'm terribly far behind on blogging. Seems like life has just gotten in the way of writing about our lives, but I wanted to share this somewhat important event. As you probably well know, I've been looking forward to getting a six-figure medical bill from Stanford University Hospital for my reimplantation surgery back in September. Today, I got a letter in the mail that says they wrote the whole thing off, so I got MY BAILOUT! The rest of the bills are fractions of that and are on the payment plan, so it looks like I won't have to be declaring bankruptcy for an amputated finger. Frodo out...