I'm Almost Official!

So, the other day, Kim and I ran over to the local TSA office that is under the auspices of the Department of Homeland Security to pick up my TWIC card (Transportation Workers Identification Card). It's basically $130 card that says I'm who I say I am and that I'm not a terrorist. The office in question looks like a fake office setup for a sting. They took an unbelievable amount of time while I'm sitting in a folding chair to process me and to pick it up. For an office that processes mostly men, I found the array of Oprah magazines disenchanting. They had a survey asking how my experience was. I filled out very unsatisfactory for everything. I'll probably get picked up for subversion. Don't you feel safer now?